I need to develop Nicotine Enhanced Espresso Drinks; Buy My Art!

Recently I have decided to open my heart and allow you fine people of the earth to purchase pieces of my soul. This is a small sample of what I produce. I can do custom pieces for a reasonable commission. Also, I believe I am being poisoned by the cigarettes I roll with the pages from the back of old books. I was discussing my new habit with my friend Yuriel Leggovich, and he seemed to believe that any piece of paper which I would find in my garage probably comes complete with bleach, mildew, and a number of other tantalizingly deadly chemicals. I've been weighing this consideration against the number of well known poisons in conventional cigarettes and still haven't come to a conclusion as to whether or not mine are worse. Either way, I would rather just go out and buy some pharmaceutical nicotine, and mix it in with some espresso and forever consume it that way. It seems like a more pleasant way to induce a heart attack. Still, my only problem is money. Seeing as it costs about $50 for a box of nicotine pills, I am currently screwed, also, running low on Captain Black tobacco. So please buy my art. If any of the above incompletes perk your aesthetic curiosities, simply inquire to unitedmind@gmail.com

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