A dubious away message

I wondered what "res ipsa loquitur" meant. HS Thompson used it a lot. Now I see why: it means "the thing speaks for itself."

So behold this Scalia joke:

Not all of the justices admit to being so nervous, however. Asked to assess his prospects for losing his virginity within the next two months, a confident Scalia lifted his judicial robe and quipped, "Res ipsa loquitur."

Other funny stuff for today: Cracked.com has actually got a pretty good deal going for good humor stuff. Consider the actually quite disconcerting 10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the Future.

Also, The 8 Least-Threatening Comic Book Villains, The Ultimate War Simulation Game, The Best (Worst) Fantasy & Science Fiction Book Covers.

Some more really good stuff included: The Next 9 Children's Characters That Should Come Out of the Closet, The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World, and finally, The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters. Great!

Eh that's all for now. I finally got the heat fixed in my apartment. Turned out the radiator pipes were full of air. Now it's hot as hell in here. The door to my barely-insulated porch can even be left open with no ill effect!

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