And still HongPong rises!

OK, something was wrong with HongPong over the weekend, and it was not available. To you, our loyal HongPong reader, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies. Rats got in our mainframe and chewed the works to bits. Thinking quickly, we managed to run them out with bottles of flaming liqueur (mostly Sambuca, a little Bailey's) misted finely by our lips only moments before ignition. It was so much fun, in fact, we might have gone a bit overboard. The next morning we awoke, a hellish drone like Lucifer's kazoo in our craniums. The place was trashed- servers overturned, smoldering rat carcasses encased in molten silicon.

The reconstruction process proved brutal but, with the will of the Amish at a roof-raising, we slowly pieced our rat-and-flame-damaged server room back together. Now, back after a brief slumber, HongPong returns, better than ever. Better, you see, because now I am doing this thing for real, having outfitted myself with the Nanoblog 4356(a). With this bad boy here,

I am SET. No more writing html like a schmuck. All I do is click a button, choose from a pulldown menu, find the appropriate section of the html code to enter information in, and do it! It's great! Also, for $4,563.43, can we say STEAL? Haha, I joke, I joke, it's hot- I didn't pay a dime.

Anyway kids, just stopping in to say hi, hope the day finds you well. Keep reading.